OH NO SHE DIDN'T![tramp stamp]Girlfriend... That's a tramp stamp!
COOL!!!  Where do we get OURS?!?Right here!

March 7, 2009: We giggled a little when we read these. Parenting groups were up in arms over Barbie getting a tramp stamp. What these folks didn't realize is that a pair of little girls made the (in)famous tramp stamp they were blaming for the downfall of Western civilization, not some toy megacorporation. "Girls! Look! You're at the center of a controversy!" "Are we in trouble?," they asked? "No. You're in business," I told them. They shrugged, then went back to playing with their stuffed toy cats and listening to Ronald Reagan's radio speeches.

Surfs-Up Beach Ken - 3 tattoos (Air Force) - $29.99
Who says air force dudes don't get tats?!? Airman Ken's got 'em and he's ready to fly! Check out his tribal bicep band and thigh serial number. But, remember, this Ken's a sky jockey: he's got an attacking eagle/"USAF" on his other bicep and a pair of wings on his back. Matching box serial number is included. Aim higher and catch this Ken before he flies away!
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Surfs-Up Beach Ken - 3 tattoos (Marines!) - $29.99
Ken the Hollywood Marine is back in all his hair god splendor! (What - you didn't think I'd forget my beloved Corps, did ya?!?) USMC Ken was on the same float as Navy Ken and the two just happened to stop at the same tattoo parlor: he picked up a tribal bicep band and obligatory thigh serial number. But, not to be outdone by his squid buddy, this Ken wants everyone to know that he's pretty good with his rifle (her name is Barbie, in case you're wondering... what else would it be? Charlene?), too! Round out all this ink with a honor arm bicep eagle, globe and anchor and a totally goth' USMC and you can see why this Ken is high-speed, low-drag, Gung Ho! Matching box serial number is included.
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Ballerina Teresa - 4 tattoos - $29.99
Mamma mia, Teresa! Check out her tramp stamp and butterfly! But she didn't stop there - she went all out with a smiley face bicep band and a prancing poney on her chest. Matching thigh and box serial numbers are included.
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Starbuck Barbie - 2 tattoos - $29.99
Oh My GODS! What the FRAK?!? Barbie chopped off her frakking hair and got a pair of tats just like Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica (an arm wing and space invader on her back)! Now if she can just beef up those chicken arms of hers, she might be able to pass Viper quals and quit putting holes in Admiral Adama's deck. Look for Ken to have the matching arm wing really soon! This doll is not numbered, but can be if you let us know if/when you have the winning bid. Good hunting!
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Beach Glam Summer - 5 tattoos - $29.99
Oooh! It's getting hot in here! Summer must be close! Here she is, our latest creation: Beach Glam Summer. She's got a precious, little butterfly on her ankle, another one on her belly, an arm band, a tramp stamp (of course!) and a skull with a bright, red bow in its... hair(?) Crazy girls! What'll they think of next?!? This doll is not numbered, but can be if you let us know if/when you have the winning bid.
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Surf's Up Beach Teresa - 3 tattoos - $29.99
Ahhh the 90s... The economy was hoppin', the Internet was just getting started and defeating (not befriending) the evils of Communism flowed through the veins of every red-blooded American. It was a time when a President could really leave his mark on the world... or an intern! Our good friend Teresa is sporting a presidential tramp stamp, a shoulder tattoo and a... ahem... autograph. Good times, good times. Buy Teresa now and you too can relive the glory days! Doll will come with matching box numbers by request only.
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